Jimmy Page – My long winded, only suitable for a blog observations on the visit of a rock icon…

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The cult of celebrity is a strange beast in the era of social media. Everyone can be journalist and critic once they find a forum for their opinion, and every artist wears a target when they step into the light. Hell, you don’t even need to be a celebrity, just saying something contradictory to the wrong person and the twitter verse can go all crazy on you. The smallest scrap of information can have its context twisted and reformed into an excuse to for a vicious commentary on whatever subject fits a petty narrative. Hence a friendly article on the remastered catalogue of Led Zeppelin has the comments section going nuts with accusations of a most nasty nature; starting with ridiculous nonsense and ending with a similar point – cash grab. As if Jimmy Page or any member of Led Zeppelin has need of your money.

Yes, they want to sell records and climb album charts. Yes they would love to have their work remain relevant and important to the people who have purchased it. But, and I admit to only speculating on this point, with the kind of wealth they attained back in the 1970’s, money would become secondary to their art and the appreciation they have received for it.

With that in mind, here’s the story of how Jimmy Page spent a couple days in Toronto promoting the last three studio albums of the remastered Led Zeppelin catalogue. Evidently he made quite a few people happy, and to use that most annoying and obvious cliché, he made the haters… well… hate.

On July 20th Jimmy Page did a radio interview with host of “Legends of Classic Rock” Jeff Woods live on Q107. It was a pretty cool interview if you care to hear it. The next day, Page did a book signing (stamping) at Canadian ‘big box’ book store Indigo that saw some fans lining up early in the morning to purchase his book and meet him. This is where some of the internet flaming started.

Some people complained about having to purchase a book for the signing, and others objected to the fact that Page was using a stamp of his famous individual Zeppelin symbol rather than a signature. Oddly, the people complaining were not the ones getting to meet Page himself but people that heard about it on the news.

To the first complaint, of book purchase for signing – this is pretty common practise by the book store itself and anyone attending any event at Fan Expo, Comic Con, or well, anywhere, usually expect that a signature will cost you a few bucks. There is an entire “collectors” industry built around it; people who are not fans get signatures and get dump loads of money selling it to fans that have missed out. This very blog spends some time looking at collectibles and their value – it’s just I don’t sell it! Maybe my estate will after my passing, but I love the stuff too much to give it up. I buy with one of two intentions: gifting it to someone who will love it as equally as I would or keeping it for my family’s private use.

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The second complaint of stamping instead of signing might seem a little strange, but I believe fans don’t go for a signature. It’s the experience of meeting one of the biggest rock legends on the planet, and walking out with something cool in the process. Believe me, if someone gave me a copy of Page’s book with his personal Zep stamp, I would be a very happy camper.

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It is about here where I start to enter the picture in my own little way. On my birthday, of all days, I received an e-mail asking me if I would like to attend “An Intimate Listening Event” hosted by Jimmy Page, which was invitation only and open to fewer than 200 people. I was more than a little shocked to be asked as it was only going to cost me a few typed words to listen to some Led Zeppelin stuff I had never heard before and watch his interview from only a few feet away from where he was sitting.

I can’t stress enough the difference between listening to a radio, and seeing (or doing) an interview with someone live. Magazine articles can relay atmosphere, but not tone and inflection. Televised interviews can relay tone, but atmosphere and surroundings are missed. Think of it as the difference between a phone call, a video chat, a letter or being in front of someone for a conversation. They all work well in their own way, but clearly you would rather be there to take it all in and experience it for yourself.

However, if you weren’t there, let me do my best to tell you about it. (Or, if you want to hear it in its entirety, you can tune into Q107 on August 2nd to hear the full interview with Jeff Woods.)

The Masonic Temple played host to Led Zeppelin’s first Canadian show back in 1969 when it was named the Rock Pile. It is a pretty cool place to see a concert at any time although it is now owned by a communications company that have converted most of the backstage areas into meeting rooms named after famous artists that have appeared at one time or another. In other words, there are no more concerts.

When I arrive at the venue my phone and tablet are confiscated. In return I’m given a return tag for my stuff, and a cool lanyard resembling the backstage pass of years past. It’s a drag losing my tablet, not because I want to make shitty recordings of songs before their release date, but I really want to record the interview. Fortunately, a piece of paper and pen can do wonders to catch a couple points.

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Long before the days of rock concerts, the Masonic Temple was exactly what its name suggests, home to the Freemasons. One room still holds to that history – the Red Room. Take an antique elevator up to the fifth floor and you walk into a wee bit of the past. The walls are lined with elaborate wooden chairs with a higher throne in the centre of each row in addition to the freemason symbol hanging on the wall. The ceiling still has chandeliers that once might have held candles, giving the whole room a bit of a medieval feel. The fact that the room lighting is red also adds to the eerie appeal. Contrasting this scene is those “hard on your ass” metal chairs with minimal padding you find in school libraries. The kind that look comfortable until you stand up and your tail bone screams a whole different story.

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So here we are in this weird spectacle. There are aging rockers, mixing with suits, contest winners and music journalists. Some suits have brought instruments “to the office” in hopes Page will jam with them. I over hear three separate conversations to this effect. A couple fans bring their guitars into the venue itself hoping for a signature. People are jockeying for aisle seats just to shake the “Rock Legend’s” hand. There is such a taste of the bizarre surrounding me I’m half expecting Rod Serling to start the proceeding by giving a monologue that finishes with “and you’ve arrived at your destination – The Twilight Zone.” Instead the evening’s events begin with the host of “Legends Of Classic Rock” Jeff Woods introducing Jimmy Page who has arrived with a T-Rex size bodyguard.

Clad in leather jacket Page explains that he has selected a few songs found on the companion discs on the Deluxe Versions of the Led Zeppelin remasters. It is to be a “musical journey.” The lights dim, velvet drapes open and a screen depicts the image of a reel to reel and the music kicks in. Some heads begin to sway, but mostly, the audience sits transfixed not by the photos of the band as they once were in their heyday, but by the re-examined sounds of familiar songs. More evident than the individual musicians in the band is Page’s production. Like Zeppelin in the live setting, Page improvises and experiments in the studio and the results are startling. “If it Keeps On Raining” (the working title for “When The Levee Breaks”) from Coda, changes from desperation into a song of darkness. Robert Plant’s voice is both haunting and menacing, draped in a distant echo effect.

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The familiar high pitched vocal burst that starts “In The Evening” instead rumbles like an oncoming storm as Page’s guitar enters you have the dramatic impact of a nearby lightning strike.

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I’m left thinking that this isn’t a box set of half-baked songs and unfinished ideas; instead it a fully realized creation of songs that exist in an alternate universe; tunes that may very well have sounded this way originally if not for some twist of fate. It becomes quickly apparent that Led Zeppelin could have sounded different on record had Jimmy Page on a whim decided to explore a different sound technique.

This becomes evident in the interview portion of the evening as he discusses “Bonzo’s Montreux” and the perceived steel drum sound that is a song highlight. Page clarifies that in fact it was a studio effect he came up with. Apparently, John Bonham loved the effect as it made him sound like he could play steel drums right in the middle of his personal drum orchestra.

This is how the interview goes for its duration. Little anecdotes reveal the larger picture and add to the Led Zeppelin mythos. The music may have stopped being made back in 1980, but Jimmy Page has never stopped being a part of it. For him, Led Zeppelin is not simply a legacy, it is the air he breathes. Since the O2 reunion concert in 2007, he took control of Celebration Day and followed it with the complete remasters of the entire Led Zeppelin studio catalogue. This required him to go through miles of analogue tape and re-examine every last detail. Included on the remastered Coda companion disc is “Sugar Mama” a song originally recorded during the Led Zeppelin I sessions; which isn’t some demo; it’s a completed song that just didn’t fit with the vibe of the debut record.

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As the last notes ring, the Woods and Page interview portion of the evening begins. At once Page’s personable storytelling grips the audience, with various stories revolving around the Led Zeppelin mythos.

Woods then pulls out the question that everyone wants answered – why did it end? We all know that Bonham died, but Woods goes further, using the example of the Who continuing after the death of Keith Moon.

Page replies with an explanation that continues to build on the legacy of Zeppelin as both a unique and influential band, suggesting a “synchronicity” “synergy” and a virtual “ESP” that existed between band members. That if you look back at concert bootlegs, you see that the band’s penchant for improvisation made it so that fans never got the same show twice. The result was a group of musicians who had fun and remained relevant for their entire duration. His voice begins to drift off a bit as he finishes “ten years of these concerts, all of the improvisations, that when you have lost one of the key members of it, you wouldn’t be able to continue.” Snapping back, he then jokes about training a new drummer on the many ways to play a single Led Zeppelin song.

A few minutes later and it is all finished. Page offers a wave to the crowd and then vanishes. Passing by me with little more than a foot between us, I swear I catch a smile from him. Then again, maybe I’m just imagining that part as it could have been the folks behind me.

Five floors down, on the same Masonic Temple floor Zeppelin played 45 years ago, an offering of hors d’oeuvres, beer and wine is served to attendees… there are shared reminisces about the evenings events and smiles all around. It might not be the epic “Rock ‘N’ Roll backstage pass party” of a bygone era”, but it is a good way to end the night.

 

P.S. I’ll post the “published” review when it appears next week.

 

I Need A New Drug or Ten Great Alt Rock Documentaries pt2

   What makes a good rock ‘n’ roll documentary? It all depends on the personalities involved, as the top five picks take drastically different takes on how to tell their stories.

 

   5.  loudQUIETloud: A Film About The Pixies

So hell froze over and Frank Black Francis actually picked up a phone and called the band he ended by fax machine. loudQUIETloud looks at how fractured relationships can return together to create lasting impressions on fans and glorious memories (and cash) for themselves.

 

  1. Under Great White Northern Lights (White Stripes)

Touring the tundra is not for most folks, but Jack and Meg not only play music in the north; they made a poignant film about it. Between the live music tracks and meetings with town fans, mayors and elders, sits moments where you can see these two opposites moving further apart. Only the music brings them together… and is that enough? The film doesn’t answer the question, but history sure has! It is essential viewing for any White Stripes fan.

 

  1. Three Days (Jane’s Addiction)

Filmed during the bands 1997 Relapse Tour, one walks away from watching wondering how normal a hedonistic lifestyle can be. With no valid anchor to ground the audience we see Dave Navarro sweetly lie about drug use to his gal pal over the phone, Perry Farrel pontificate about the nature and the purpose of the universe, and a steady stream of cameos that bring a serious type of normalcy to their own brand of Spinal Tap adventures.

 

  1. Meeting People Is Easy (Radiohead)

This Radiohead ‘anti-documentary’ documentary follows the band attempting to deflate the hype surrounding themselves and their monolithic OK Computer. No attempt is made to see how the relationship between members works to help their creativity; instead Grant Gee focuses on the writing process using studio outtakes and live footage to build a narrative. However, burnout becomes apparent and band faces its lowest point at what seems to be their artistic height.

 

  1. 1991: The Year Punk Broke (Sonic Youth)

A virtual who’s who of the 90’s alt rock scene, the movie follows Sonic Youth and Nirvana as they start in cult following obscurity and rise to commercial and critical success stories. At its heart you see two bands just trying to “goof off” and make sense of it all in the middle of the oncoming hyperbolic onslaught.

 

 

 

 

 

The Most Expensive Film Ever Made… Until Someone Spent More or The General

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We all have our prize possessions; those items that mean more than some calculated amount. It could be a key, a stuffed toy or a simple picture, and for many there is certainly more than one. So on a shelf of DVD’s and Blu Ray discs stands one of mine. There is no lego or posters to honour it within my home like so many other films in my collection. It has no place of tribute other than it always sits within inches of the electronics in which it is placed for viewing. Despite it being a ‘silent film’ I can’t imagine it without surround sound and even though it is black and white the story is more vibrant than anything I’ve seen since taking a film class in university. The man often credited with creating the greatest film ever made (Orson Welles – Citizen Kane) calls this film the greatest ever made, and who am I to argue.

So here it is folks, Buster Keaton in The General.

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If you’ve never had the pleasure, you really should. It is a stunningly crafted action filled comedy with stunts that one could not believe are real. However, not only are they real but Keaton directs and does his own stunts running around on a moving train. Literally folks! He jumps between box cars, jumps off the moving train, jumps on the moving train, sits on a cow-catcher of a moving train with a railroad tie in his arms, and sits on the trains coupling rods… no safety wires, no studio trickery, coupling rods as train starts moving. HELLO, but that is INSANE!

In its time (1926), it was the most expensive movie ever made. Oh sure, you’ve seen cars planes and even trains blown up over the years in which you’ve watched all kinds of action movies but that is the glory of special effects and a green screen. In 1926, if you wanted it to look real – then you had to do it. So not only is The General one of the greatest “chase” movies ever made, but Keaton actually takes out the whole frickin’ train and a bridge in a scene with 500 hundred extras.

So, I’m not even going to pretend this is a critical movie review and I’m Leonard Maltin… nope! It is hard to be objective when something this good blows your mind.

In a blue case, sits a piece of plastic with encoded information which is decoded in a machine and sent to a screen and speakers. The other day I showed it to my eleven year old with expectations he would get bored after he finished his popcorn. Instead he asked if we could watch more Buster Keaton films. How cool is that!

Just thought I would share… and yeah, it’s a good thing I have more Buster Keaton films.

 

Can’t Beat This; The English Beat Recording and You can get in on the action!

Trolling the internet as my seven year old sings along to “Mirror in the Bathroom” and I start to wonder about the sweet ska sounds of The (“English” In North America, “British” in Australia) Beat emanating from my speakers. So a quick google later and BANG!

The Beat is using Pledge Music to raise funds for a new record with plenty of exclusive items being given in exchange for your participation. Some of the items included are t-shirt ($25), autographed CD ($34), vinyl ($40) a phone call with vocalist songwriter Dave Wakeling ($103), and a bundle that includes the CD, vinyl, t-shirt, stickers, poster and a recent tour pass laminate. Not only will you be helping the band get a new record into your hands but also 10% of all proceeds will be given to Doctors Without Borders.

If you’re interested you had better act quick, items are selling fast (seriously, the autographed vinyl is already gone) and many items are down to their last few.

Check it out at http://www.pledgemusic.com/projects/theenglishbeat

Would You Believe I Just Bought A Cassette! Or Metric – The Shade EP

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The last time I bought a cassette, well… I’m not sure I remember. It was definitely in the late 80’s or maybe 1990, but it’s all rather fuzzy. To some extent vinyl had always kept a small touch of cool, but cassettes were popular only because they were portable. When CD’s took over that market, they became obsolete. Still, there is that touch of nostalgia and I fully admit to having a tape deck hooked into the stereo as I was making ‘mixed tapes’ into the late 1990’s.

So imagine my surprise when the latest Metric release came in two formats only: digital download and limited cassette. (Actually, I’ll be honest, I find it pretty awesome!) Over to the old AIWA deck I go and watch two wheels turn a thin strip of plastic. There it is, that new single (“The Shade”), introduced to The Edge just a day or two before their Sugar Beach performance, starts pumping out the speakers. The green and red lights are bouncing a storm on the cassette players level reader. It’s all so… mesmerizing. Fortunately, so is the music.

Heavy on the synthesizer, The Shade takes the exploration of those sounds found on Metric’s 2012 release Synthetica an extra step away from 80’s synth-pop and 90’s alternative  only to mix it up with a slight industrial tinge. The result is a band that has managed to show growth and range with every new release and an ep that is catchy without being crass.

The title track with its repeated chorus “I want it all” speaks to living in the moment. “Cascades” finds tenderness in electronica, “Too Bad, So Sad” comes off as a post apocalyptic self-help manual, and the final cut “Office Towers Escalate” builds a heavy drum &keyboard jam into a Matrix like dance revue.

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As if the music wasn’t incentive enough, Metric adds to the ‘collectibility’ of the cassette by signing autographs on the inside of the cover. Not that I think ‘the cassette’ is coming back in style, but I wonder if I need to get a head cleaner?

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You can find The Shade ep at ilovemetric.com

Holy Frickin’ Dinero Batman! Is A DVD Collectors Set really a “Collectors Set”? Batman 66 & Lord of the Rings

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For Christmas I got the most awesome gift of the Batman television series (or Batman ’66) in a Blu-Ray collectors set. The kids and I watch together and laugh a lot and when the subject matter gets ridiculously misogynist as it did in Season 3 with its “straw feminist” depiction in “Nora Clavicle and the Ladies’ Crime Club” we use it as a teachable moment. Even before we started talking about it my eleven year old son was yelling “this episode is horrible – girls don’t act like that!”

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool set that has in addition to the blu-ray discs booklets, playing cards and a Hot Wheels Batmobile. BUT – is it worth anything as a “Collector’s Set? Actually, are any of these DVD/Blu-Ray sets worth anything more than the cost of viewing admission?

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If we go back to the Lord of the Rings and their extended editions collector sets we can take a look at popular item amongst fans.

If you bought the gift set that came with replicas of Gollum, Minas Tirith or the Argonath bookends AND you “didn’t open it” it’s worth near a $100.00. However, if like me you own the extended four disc set and watched it many times – you would be lucky to get the price of a cup of coffee. So it’s just best to enjoy the experience of viewing it over and over again.

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Then we have Batman 66. The first thing you need to realize about this “Collector’s Set” is that they made 95,000 of them; which means they are about as rare as seeing a minivan stuck in highway traffic. In fact, the regular set, which was actually selling for more than Collector’s set over the holidays (on Amazon) might actually qualify as ‘more rare’ than it’s better packaged sibling.

Of course, in both cases, it doesn’t stop people from trying to make a few bucks. While Amazon.ca is selling Batman for $200.00, E-Bay has it listed from $180 up to and above $385.00. The same goes for those Lord of the Ring “Gift Sets;” which go for anywhere between $35 and $155 on E-Bay.

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My conclusions on the whole subject – these things are only worth as much as the sentiment you have for them.

 

D’oh – I waited too long! Or Simpsons House almost gone – Kwik-E-Mart almost here!

I had an awesome birthday last year. Small gathering of family, good conversation, and people who know me well enough to pick the most awesome of gifts… it was a great day!

My wife and kids got me this:

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How cool is that eh!

It took almost ten hours to build which I did over several sittings and it now has a place where it is prominently displayed so that the world can see just how much of a geek I truly am. For any of you thinking about it, the original price tag is a hefty one, and the re-sale value is through the roof.

First thing to know is that the Lego store still has them priced at $229.99 Canadian. Unfortunately they also have marked it as ‘Hard To Find’ which means that it will soon slip into the Sold Out category.

Resellers on e-bay are already listing new & unopened sets at over $300.00 American. It is crazy, but once the set sells out some people will be willing to pay that price or more. Depending on how you see this (toy vs. collectible) it really isn’t surprising. The show has hit 25 years while still remaining popular, and the Lego set has 2523 pieces and is detailed from the garage right down to the ‘property of Ned Flanders’ barbecue. The original set was sold with six minifigures, while 16 others were sold separately in individual packages. Some kids at my sons birthday parties were getting up close and personal with the minifigures, even reading the little things that characters had in their hands.

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In Fact, even the minifigures are going at crazy prices for the complete set of 16. The lowest price I spoted on kijiji was $90.00 while most people were asking well over a hundred. If you like them, but don’t want to pay those prices, a new set of Simpsons minifigs will be going on sale May 1.

Of course that is also the day that Lego releases the Kwik -E- Mart.

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Direct from the Lego store it is also priced at $229.99, has 2179 pieces and includes minifigures of Homer, Marge, Bart, Apu, Chief Wiggum and Snake. It looks very cool.

Now, how many days until July?

Which Bleach is Bleach? Nirvana –Bleach

I wonder if any album ever recorded for so little has returned so much?

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If the myth is true, those “500 American dollars” have generated a whole frickin’ industry around one record.

Since it first hit the market in 1989, Bleach has gone on to sell 1.7 million copies and is Sub Pop Records biggest seller to date. So how much vinyl is out there?

Well, according to discogs, at least 60 vinyl versions have hit the streets worldwide since ’89. It is super easy to find a new copy at any time. However, recently some pretty cool editions have hit the North American market. Sub Pop released a Deluxe 180 gram double white vinyl gate fold edition back in 2009 that includes a live performance from 1990. Going through chat rooms, it seems that a few of these had complaints about skipping. Personally speaking, my own copy sounds fantastic, so I would just keep the receipts if you’re interested in pursuing one. Discogs has it listed at $34.10 and e-bay vendors are trying to get $100.00. Which is funny because it can be had brand spanking new for about $30.00 at Amazon and local retailers.

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The other edition that has started selling for outrageous amounts of money is the most recent release that was put out in limited fashion by Newbury Comics just last year. Two editions of the re-mastered Bleach, one is a clear white splatter while the other is a maroon black splatter, were released in quantities of 750 each and hand numbered. Again, it sounds absolutely fantastic, but the re-sale market is crazy for these. Discogs has the clear/white selling for 61.43 and the maroon/black at 74.98. E-bay on the other hand is asking $100 for one or $150 for both.

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Of course, if you are off your rocker nuts with money to burn… the coloured vinyl (specifically the aqua) released by Sub Pop in 1992 can and does sell for over $500 a pop.

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Other colours can be had for less… which is kind of a relative term when you spend hundreds on a single collectible record.

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That’s Right – STAN FRICKIN’ LEE my friends! – I Really Want This!

Ask either of my boys (7 &11) who the coolest person living on this planet is, and the answer might surprise you. It isn’t an athlete, movie star, or world leader… although he does go by the moniker of “King Of Cameos” in movies, but has never been the star – Yep, that’s right – Stan Frickin’ Lee – the creator of almost every character Marvel hold near and profitably dear to its corporate Disney heart.

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My kids are Marvel fans in a big way. Comics, video games, television and movies, and their favorite part of all of these are when they spot Stan doing one of his “EPIC” cameos. Each of us can debate the most hilarious or heroic moment Stan has had.

(Here, Pick Your Own)

Anyway, after my older son Rowan and I had finished our nightly comic book read, he asked about Fan-Expo Toronto. Of course, when my younger overheard, ran over to say he was going as well. All this before I had even said a word about the when and where. So now my wife and I are looking at a family day out to Fan-Expo with the hopes of getting something cool and collectable for the family. I mean, sure these guys, including Stan, sign their own headshots, but let’s face it, that wouldn’t be as cool as

THIS

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SIGNED

Ok maybe this

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SIGNED

Or this,

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BUT…

Regardless, the whole family is wondering which wall will become the Stan Lee shrine. Funny thing is, of all the cool collectable things I would like – this one is probably not only the most realistic, but far more about the family in general.